Wednesday, May 29, 2013
20th-century-man:

Illustration by George Petty.

20th-century-man:

Illustration by George Petty.

lmfao

lmfao

So, I’m definitely contemplating on rocking something like this today for my 100,000,000th effing job interview. I just graduated college (which means there is a God) and some crazy ass people have the audacity to offer me $9/hr. I wouldn’t be able to afford to get to work on that!! Honestly, if it was my job to conduct interviews and hire ppl for jobs, I would be mortified to throw out such an outrageous number! I’m 27, not 12!!!!!!!!!!!

So, I’m definitely contemplating on rocking something like this today for my 100,000,000th effing job interview. I just graduated college (which means there is a God) and some crazy ass people have the audacity to offer me $9/hr. I wouldn’t be able to afford to get to work on that!! Honestly, if it was my job to conduct interviews and hire ppl for jobs, I would be mortified to throw out such an outrageous number! I’m 27, not 12!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

(Source: skyekh)

Before I die, I want to witness Taylor Swift either curse, flick her middle finger up, or smoke a cigarette.

Before I die, I want to witness Taylor Swift either curse, flick her middle finger up, or smoke a cigarette.

..feeling like a psychotic whale.

I legit just laughed my ass off while watching Girl Code on MTV……..then I cried for no reason……..then I ate a bucket of fondant.